Posted 4 minutes ago

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

Posted 4 minutes ago

thebritishdeer:

OK SO I REVERSED SOME OF THE AUDIO IN THE BACKGROUND OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS AND HOLY SHIT GUYS I’M LITERALLY CREEPED OUT

Posted 6 minutes ago

discopopteen:

sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

But there are some that fit stereotypes and that’s okay.

(Source: tooyoungtoonmb)

Posted 17 minutes ago

starexorcist:

A second from every let’s play Minecraft. (1-100)       

this is actually really cool.

(Source: thegavichal)

Posted 20 minutes ago

Let’s play a game!

totalfuckupp:

paladecki:

takethethirdoption:

little-jonny-hairflips:

zetsubonna:

johnampora:

axes-ribbons-andbadscones:

anakihn:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.

Does baby wipes count?…

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…cranberry slushie? Ew.

green tea latte that’s half melted ice?

Hydrocortisone cream…

pink sugar perfume…

Oh thank god it’s water.

Posted 58 minutes ago

thejessnessness:

phunkyvanspam:

kateordie:

site - facebook - twitter

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2014: the year celeb ladies stopped putting up with media bullshit and it was beautiful

Posted 1 hour ago

ask-gallows-callibrator:

aradia0u0megiido:

sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

let this die in peace

Someone needs to continue this tradition

(Source: callipop)

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Ladies of Tumblr photoset 

Posted 2 hours ago

pokeaheichou:

blind-seer:

bodyfluids:

i love that the 104th top ten goes

  1. mikasa
  2. titan
  3. titan
  4. titan
  5. titan

6. horse

7. Jesus